Another United 1K who obviously flies a lot claims here in his blog that he asked the flight attendant on his early-morning flight whether a meal was being served.
She allegedly thought he asked if there were police on board and he was removed from the flight by two police officers.
He was told, despite his protests, that it was his word against the flight attendant's. Still, he was allowed to board the next United flight. We're guessing he didn't ask about anything.
Most of our writing here tend toward the happy, upbeat, and optimistic, but every once in awhile we have slip in something as annoying as this appears to be.
The worst part is that, whether the complaint is accurate or even true, it completely plausible to those of who fly a lot.