Or we could title it "A cocky guy explains why we collect Hilton Points..."
She looks at him through the bathroom window and he looks back. The blinds to close them are naturally electric.
And a nice bathroom it is, with all modern conveniences, including a fancy Japanese toilet, complete with illustrated instructions...
And the amenities, including one rubber duck, two miniature teddy bears, bathrobes, slippers, pajamas, toothbrushes and toothpaste, gauze pads, cotton balls, nail file, hair turban, razor and shaving cream, shower cap, Q-tips, brush and comb, many of them contained in elegant little boxes.
The wallpaper above our bed even includes an attached little bird.
The Executive Lounge was fantastic, complete to a spectacular view from the 37th Floor.
Even our corridor was impressive...
In case we haven't made it clear, it's now one of our all-time favorite hotels.